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LEISURE CLASS - FREE money. FREE housing. FREE food. FREE healthcare. FREE tuition... Why work? Vote Democrat!




OBAMA'S COLLEGE RECORDS - Are a bigger secret than the details of the Bin Laden Raid




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BACK TO BASICS - why bother??? Collect a check, sit on your ass, its all the rage right now... starting in Washington D.C.!


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WHY RE-ELECT THE FAILURE IN CHIEF? - Well, there's golf, parties, Vacations, fundraising, etc....


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SOCIALISM, COMMUNISM, MARXISM -




PARDON ME WHILE I TAKE A HUFFINGTON POST . . . - . . .and wipe my Minneapolis Star Tribune when I'm done.




HOW MUCH OIL DOES THE USA HAVE? - More than the rest of the world put together. So why the foreign dependence?!




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GrouchoMarxist - February 21, 2014, 10:54 pm
d*** timely there sis...


IN CHINA, KNIFEMAN KILLS 22 SCHOOL CHILDREN - Guns are definitely not the cause and banning them won't solve the problem!


TAGS: mental health issue why is msm silent
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JGalt - December 22, 2012, 9:01 am
I agree with most of what you said, but addtionally, there should be more severe penalties for committing crimes with guns as well....
Jrock - December 22, 2012, 5:11 am
We also have too many guns and bullets in circulation. I think we should be taxing the **** out of them.
Jrock - December 22, 2012, 5:09 am
I own a gun. I believe in the second amendment within reason. You can't yell fire in a movie theater and you also shouldn't be able to buy an Uzi.
Jrock - December 22, 2012, 5:08 am
Agreed, blaming video games and movies is even more ridicules. However I do believe that banning a**ault weapons, high capacity lips, closing the gun show loop hole and actually enforcing the laws we have on the books is a necessary evil.
JGalt - December 21, 2012, 11:37 pm
sorry- the first radio report I heard was "killed". Anyway... its not the instrument that needs to be banned- its the illness that needs to be taken care of....
Jrock - December 21, 2012, 10:20 pm
Actually he injured not killed. If he'd had a gun they would be dead.


NORMAN THOMAS - - “The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But under the name of Liberalism, they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program"




DEPORTATION ORDER REVOKED -




BUSINESS ETHICS -




Only if it is white on black crimes -




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Know Too Much -




LIBERTARIAN HIPPIES - Every one hates us.




"IN SOVIET RUSSIA" JOKES - in UK and australia, liberal democrats fight for lower taxes and more rights. what do they do in america? and why?




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CLUELESS - And getting paid big bucks by the forces that hate America.




YOU DON'T SPEAK FOR ME -




YOU DAMN KIDS... - get off my damn lawn!




THE DISCLOSE ACT - Because Nothing says "Silence the Opposition" like exempting traditionally democratic organizations from regulations they impose on others!




REP. PATRICK MCHENRY - Public employees have better salaries and benefits than private workers .... "Public sector employees and private sector employees are living in two different economies."




REDEFINING MARRIAGE - As long as we are redefining marriage, why stop at one- bring back polygamy. How about marrying cousins, family, etc. while we're doing all this social re-engineering stuff?




WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE? - Gee, the people who make stuff (create value and wealth) are a dying breed, while the government workers (WTF do they create?) keep making more money and more bureacracy




The ugly truth -


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terroraustralis - July 13, 2014, 10:30 pm
i know thats a terrible thing to say, but words really cannot describe how much i f***ing hate those stupid a**holes. they're like pediatricians who like punching children in the face, or cops who like robbing people.
terroraustralis - July 13, 2014, 10:28 pm
what pisses me off is that self-labelled "social justice warriors" dont even f***ing notice it. its like they're literally retarded. every time i come into contact with them, i cant help but think hitler picked the wrong group to exterminate.
fauxnews - July 13, 2014, 10:11 am
The sad thing is that the statistics support this. The institutional racism is hard to dispute. :-/
terroraustralis - July 13, 2014, 2:52 am
P.S. - f***wit-ism is not a**ociated with any particular ideology, but it is a**ociated with supporting the war on drugs.
terroraustralis - July 13, 2014, 2:49 am
the next time some f***wit accuses you of being a racist because you dont hold liberal views, ask them why obama still hasnt ended the war on drugs and mass incarceration of innocent african americans.
terroraustralis - July 13, 2014, 2:47 am
think about if adolf had said "ok, we're banning hummus, anyone caught with hummus is going to a gas chamber", would that justify what he did? IN NO WAY WHATSOEVER DOES "DRUGS R BAD M'KAY?" JUSTIFY THE PERSECUTION AND IMPRISONMENT OF AFRICAN AMERICANS.
terroraustralis - July 13, 2014, 2:44 am
because the war on drugs is a kind of racist apartheid. the government is BY FAR the biggest perpetrator of racially motivated persecution and violence, it imprisons innocent african americans along with real criminals, posing a MASSIVE danger to them.


OBAMA SHAME - Why? Obama Why?




DISCLOSE ACT - Because nothings says "Suppression of Free Speech" when a law specifically targets opponents to the current administration November's coming MOFO's!




OBAMA PLANNED 9/11 - i heard it on fox news so it must be true


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terroraustralis - January 22, 2013, 1:32 am
if only it were that simple...
Rudedog - January 22, 2013, 1:09 am
He's smoking, what a bad role model for president. Hell i would smoke my a** off too if I were destroying my country.
terroraustralis - October 10, 2012, 11:46 pm
no but i heard it from vbattalie, so it MUST be true...
arnnatz - October 10, 2012, 7:26 pm
but he did hire van jones (a 9/11 truther)
deerbag2 - October 10, 2012, 1:30 pm
time for a hearing aid


FAIL - Newt doesn't vote but you vote for him




This is why you Democrats lost -




This is why you Democrats lost -




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Aurielius - December 31, 2016, 2:01 pm
It's too bad that we couldn't pay them on a 'piece work' basis. They would almost be free of charge.


This is why you Democrats lost -




why is it -




Why Trump won -




why the russians? -




Blind political ideology -


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rebeccaolsen - May 12, 2015, 10:33 am
Obvious denier troll is obvious.
freasy - May 12, 2015, 10:05 am
Models have failed, Data has been modified, and guess what there are more polar bears than ever....


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