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LEISURE CLASS - FREE money. FREE housing. FREE food. FREE healthcare. FREE tuition... Why work? Vote Democrat!

OBAMA'S COLLEGE RECORDS - Are a bigger secret than the details of the Bin Laden Raid

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BACK TO BASICS - why bother??? Collect a check, sit on your ass, its all the rage right now... starting in Washington D.C.!

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WHY RE-ELECT THE FAILURE IN CHIEF? - Well, there's golf, parties, Vacations, fundraising, etc....

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PARDON ME WHILE I TAKE A HUFFINGTON POST . . . - . . .and wipe my Minneapolis Star Tribune when I'm done.

HOW MUCH OIL DOES THE USA HAVE? - More than the rest of the world put together. So why the foreign dependence?!

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GrouchoMarxist - February 21, 2014, 10:54 pm
d*** timely there sis...

IN CHINA, KNIFEMAN KILLS 22 SCHOOL CHILDREN - Guns are definitely not the cause and banning them won't solve the problem!

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JGalt - December 22, 2012, 9:01 am
I agree with most of what you said, but addtionally, there should be more severe penalties for committing crimes with guns as well....
Jrock - December 22, 2012, 5:11 am
We also have too many guns and bullets in circulation. I think we should be taxing the **** out of them.
Jrock - December 22, 2012, 5:09 am
I own a gun. I believe in the second amendment within reason. You can't yell fire in a movie theater and you also shouldn't be able to buy an Uzi.
Jrock - December 22, 2012, 5:08 am
Agreed, blaming video games and movies is even more ridicules. However I do believe that banning a**ault weapons, high capacity lips, closing the gun show loop hole and actually enforcing the laws we have on the books is a necessary evil.
JGalt - December 21, 2012, 11:37 pm
sorry- the first radio report I heard was "killed". Anyway... its not the instrument that needs to be banned- its the illness that needs to be taken care of....
Jrock - December 21, 2012, 10:20 pm
Actually he injured not killed. If he'd had a gun they would be dead.

NORMAN THOMAS - - “The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But under the name of Liberalism, they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program"



Only if it is white on black crimes -

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Know Too Much -

LIBERTARIAN HIPPIES - Every one hates us.

"IN SOVIET RUSSIA" JOKES - in UK and australia, liberal democrats fight for lower taxes and more rights. what do they do in america? and why?

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CLUELESS - And getting paid big bucks by the forces that hate America.


YOU DAMN KIDS... - get off my damn lawn!

THE DISCLOSE ACT - Because Nothing says "Silence the Opposition" like exempting traditionally democratic organizations from regulations they impose on others!

REP. PATRICK MCHENRY - Public employees have better salaries and benefits than private workers .... "Public sector employees and private sector employees are living in two different economies."

REDEFINING MARRIAGE - As long as we are redefining marriage, why stop at one- bring back polygamy. How about marrying cousins, family, etc. while we're doing all this social re-engineering stuff?

WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE? - Gee, the people who make stuff (create value and wealth) are a dying breed, while the government workers (WTF do they create?) keep making more money and more bureacracy

The ugly truth -

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terroraustralis - July 13, 2014, 10:30 pm
i know thats a terrible thing to say, but words really cannot describe how much i f***ing hate those stupid a**holes. they're like pediatricians who like punching children in the face, or cops who like robbing people.
terroraustralis - July 13, 2014, 10:28 pm
what pisses me off is that self-labelled "social justice warriors" dont even f***ing notice it. its like they're literally retarded. every time i come into contact with them, i cant help but think hitler picked the wrong group to exterminate.
fauxnews - July 13, 2014, 10:11 am
The sad thing is that the statistics support this. The institutional racism is hard to dispute. :-/
terroraustralis - July 13, 2014, 2:52 am
P.S. - f***wit-ism is not a**ociated with any particular ideology, but it is a**ociated with supporting the war on drugs.
terroraustralis - July 13, 2014, 2:49 am
the next time some f***wit accuses you of being a racist because you dont hold liberal views, ask them why obama still hasnt ended the war on drugs and mass incarceration of innocent african americans.
terroraustralis - July 13, 2014, 2:47 am
think about if adolf had said "ok, we're banning hummus, anyone caught with hummus is going to a gas chamber", would that justify what he did? IN NO WAY WHATSOEVER DOES "DRUGS R BAD M'KAY?" JUSTIFY THE PERSECUTION AND IMPRISONMENT OF AFRICAN AMERICANS.
terroraustralis - July 13, 2014, 2:44 am
because the war on drugs is a kind of racist apartheid. the government is BY FAR the biggest perpetrator of racially motivated persecution and violence, it imprisons innocent african americans along with real criminals, posing a MASSIVE danger to them.

OBAMA SHAME - Why? Obama Why?

DISCLOSE ACT - Because nothings says "Suppression of Free Speech" when a law specifically targets opponents to the current administration November's coming MOFO's!

OBAMA PLANNED 9/11 - i heard it on fox news so it must be true

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terroraustralis - January 22, 2013, 1:32 am
if only it were that simple...
Rudedog - January 22, 2013, 1:09 am
He's smoking, what a bad role model for president. Hell i would smoke my a** off too if I were destroying my country.
terroraustralis - October 10, 2012, 11:46 pm
no but i heard it from vbattalie, so it MUST be true...
arnnatz - October 10, 2012, 7:26 pm
but he did hire van jones (a 9/11 truther)
deerbag2 - October 10, 2012, 1:30 pm
time for a hearing aid

FAIL - Newt doesn't vote but you vote for him

This is why you Democrats lost -

This is why you Democrats lost -

This is why you Democrats lost -

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Aurielius - December 31, 2016, 2:01 pm
It's too bad that we couldn't pay them on a 'piece work' basis. They would almost be free of charge.

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Why Trump won -

why the russians? -

Blind political ideology -

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rebeccaolsen - May 12, 2015, 10:33 am
Obvious denier troll is obvious.
freasy - May 12, 2015, 10:05 am
Models have failed, Data has been modified, and guess what there are more polar bears than ever....